Legal Raps

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell

About legal stuff, yeah, I know you’re doing well

But have you heard about the new Microsoft services agreement?

It’s got people shook, they don’t know what it meant

And how ’bout that free special warranty deed form?

It’s like hitting the legal jackpot, it’s the norm

Don’t forget about the rental agreement in Tamil Nadu

You gotta know your rights, don’t be in a frou-frou

And let’s talk about that fuel card agreement form

It’s important to know what’s the norm

Are portal axles legal in Australia?

Man, I gotta know before I set sail

And about those legal jobs in Durham Region

I need a gig, I need them, no pigeon

What pound coins are legal tender?

I got a pocketful, I need to know the sender

And how to bring legal action against

For when someone does me wrong, gotta know what’s the extent

Are sugar daddy sites legal?

Got to be careful, don’t wanna be in a sequel

And the concept of social contract

It’s deep, it’s philosophical, it’s not just abstract

So there you have it, a legal rap for y’all

Knowledge is power, don’t be small

Stay informed, stay up to date

And you’ll be the master of your own fate